Little office dumbass is an idiot, and needs constant petty tasks to perform so he doesn't start "thinking" on his own, aka: fucking up. I keep him at 'floormat' status for awhile--using his town to polish my shoe while I work. This keeps him occupied until I have another task, like fetching the pen on my desk--it's right next to my hand but I shouldn't have to put any effort reaching for it. Now remove my hot heels, I need to air out my sweaty boss feet. Don't just kneel there like a moron, kiss them! Make out with my smelly soles for awhile and then...hello? rub my feet dumbass, they ache from being in heels--make yourself useful for once. Worship your manager's feet to earn your paycheck (which goes direct deposit into my account). I have a REAL job--not like the office stooge who crawls around under the desk, licking my shoes like a bitch. Now lay down so I can use your face as a footstool while I confirm an appointment over the phone.